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talking with my brother

  • my little brother: oh my god, Becca (our younger sister) just told me that Chris Evans has a cute butt.
  • me: yeah, your point?
  • Brother: did you not just hear me? She told me Chris Evans, the guy who plays captian america has a cute butt!
  • Me: I know who he is and he's just cute in general.
  • brother blinks in confusion.
  • Me: He's cute dude, get over it.
  • brother walks away red as a tomato

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

supernaturalapocalypse:

Misha and Maison Collins (x)

fallingloki:

"bucky is a villain!"

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"lokis just misunderstood!"

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"bucky is doing this all on free will!"

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"loki is a poor baby, he doesnt know what hes doing!"

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*more loki is good guy bucky is bad guy shit*

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

riseandreign:

Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….

Way to be a dick.

shanzell:

The X-men comics were literally a metaphor for racism and xenophobia. This is meaningful because it is meant to be powerful and an accessible metaphor for nearly anyone who has ever felt maligned for reasons beyond their control.

(Source: harlequinnade)

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

kaz221who:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

Except you are mistaken, if you read a book in, for instance Norwegian, it would be 29 letters though.

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE